If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
when somebody joins tumblr
Cinematic masterpiece tbqh
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
— Jim Morrison (via sunst0ne)
i wonder if my first follower still follows me
She’s the Man (USA - Canada, 2006)
My mom is so mean to me